Ok, here's a short one. So I was walking one of my dog walking clients (a kind of intimidating looking pit bull) and this woman yells out to me. This is someone I have never seen before on my walks through the area. I come closer thinking maybe she had some important information for me. But instead she exclaimed, "Look! I have a red leaf for you! Do you want to see it?" I just continued walking. My aide said with blatant sarcasm, "Oh great. That is wonderful." Oh boy. I just thought you'd enjoy what she said. Next time that happens I want to reverse roles and have my aide talk to her like she's 5. "Oh, great job on your leaf finding! You must be sooooo proud!"